Oh my God!...My brother has the Emily speaking gene!...No!

So, I was at the dinner table with my parents and two of my bros the other night, and we were talking about college football. My dad was lamenting the fact that his prescious Minnesota Golden Goofers (no, not a typo) lost, and that the Big 10 is not very good this year. He then said, "The Big 10 went down hill when they started to stress academics more than most conferences a few years ago."
Then my 13-year-old brother Chris says, "Good thing you applied like 6 years ago Nick, or you wouldn't have gotten in."
"They stressed academics when I was there," I said.
Then Chris responded, "YEAH! BUT THEY USED TO DIDN'T!" lol
Then he followed that stupidity by saying, "Think about it."
I have been ever since then. I don't know how he will make it through high school since he is obviously a:

Dumb
Urn
Mean
Boy

That's it...oh wait...Take that Emily!!!


Nick Omega