My own personal Emily and Jillian insult blog!!!! Yes! And Emily made it for me...wow...what drugs were you taking?
Though it has taken me awhile to contribute, I am so so excited about this. Whenever I see someone without pants or whenever I am drinking fruit punch, I can just log on here and trash Jillian and Emily! Technology is amazing. Thanks again Al Gore, for inventing the internet. But anyway, I can't believe you came up with this Emily, did you not think that I would use it to destroy you. Dumb blondes...lol.
In the meantime, I would also like to comment on Emily's trip to Antarctica. I am so happy...never will feel so secure with myself...Emily will be like 5000 miles away. And, let me say this...Emily, I will consider your trip a failure unless you solve global warming by the time you return. That is your goal. Let me know your progress.
Ok, ok. Maybe that goal is too high. If you can't do that, at least write a short jingle about Antarctica...might I suggest: "I am the Queen of antarctica...Penguins, penguins, penguins, penguins, penguins, penguins, penguins!" You may not get in the scientific history books, but I will appoint you my Secretary of Geology if I am ever elected President (My campaign slogan will be: "Vote Nick Klonoski: For a faaaahbulous America!" Religious conservatives will love me!)
Man, I could go on forever, but it is late. I will post much in the future, including all the Jillian stories. Meanwhile I would just ask that everyone visit this website, www.theinquirer.net/?article=26177, and Emily, when you do, please call me and tell me how many cats you have actually killed, I can't afford fuel anymore.
Adios for now, but first your moment of Zen (well, more my moment of Zen than yours, but whatever).
posted by Emily @ 12:32 AM
3 Comments:
I just want to clarify...that guy is older than 18...lol. I am terrible.
i was just about to say...he looks about sixteen.
the antarctica jingle brilliant. emily, if you work black and white and did your double salami dance i bet you could be mistaken for a penguin.
kurquistador
Well, I tried to hold back so it wouldn't be a posting war between Kurt and I- I just don't have enough computer experience to win that one...but I had to say:
Your Zen fella looks an awful lot like Prince William.
I most certainly will sing the Antaractica song, but I might have to switch to: I am the queen of Antarctica, icebergs, icebergs, icebergs, icebergs, icebergs, icebergs, icebergs! Because I'm not positive I'll see any penguins :( Sorry to all of you who have requested pet penguins....And my sister just wanted penguin meat...ew
Haha NICK, I haven't killed ANY cats. But, just to horrify you more, when we were little our barn used to be full of cats....and I have no idea where they all went....but you can use your imagination and write a new story with it!
By the way, that article was super gross that you showed us.
Didn't you learn anything from Bush? you aren't supposed to put your friends in high offices...appoint me Secretary of Geology, and you'll have California falling off into the Pacific two days later, and you'll be blamed for it somehow....I see it now...maybe you should appoint me!
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