Stop puking in front of my door

It's somewhat unnerving that Emily of all people would be the one to start a palmer5 blog and not say...me. I recently dug through some old junk and found a crumpled up note that must have been from at least 4 years ago that said "Thanks for helping me with my EVIL computer yesterday!!" It wasn't signed but I could guess who it was from. The Emily I once knew was completely anti-computers. This, accompanied with her visit to Roswell leads me to the conclusion that the real Emily was abducted by a UFO and an alien was sent back in her place. That's a nice picture of yourself, Emily, you aren't fooling anyone. I am hereby calling the rest of palmer5 to a mission to bring back the real Emily. We shall call it:
Project BringBackTheBlondGirlPlayingInTheDirtOnMars.